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Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43274) - you deserved it (2285)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

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Ewwww

#1 - On 12/28/2011 at 2:47am by urmomsabortion

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You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.

#13 - On 12/28/2011 at 2:56am by IAMYOURPINEAPPLE

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