Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8101) - you deserved it (52621)
On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)
maddie's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
#1 - On 12/27/2011 at 5:46am by dirtroadboy
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+192 | 7
Think before you speak.
#3 - On 12/27/2011 at 5:47am by kickazz16
+105 | 15
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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