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Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk because I couldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25312) - you deserved it (2258)

On 12/26/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by Jbs4lf (man) - Belgium

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Wow... Whoever said YDI is a jerk. Apparently they deserved to get punched in the face for not basically sucking on cancer.

#3 - On 12/27/2011 at 2:52am by Mforce

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Damn drunks!

#1 - On 12/27/2011 at 2:49am by Amrel

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