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Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19871) - you deserved it (2842)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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That sounds like a berry bad feeling actually...

#7 - On 12/26/2011 at 6:45pm by MrSexyPants

See in context

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did it hit anyone?

#3 - On 12/26/2011 at 6:44pm by thisisafunnyname

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