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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19420) - you deserved it (3113)

On 12/26/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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I'm surprised you'd still want him to help after he just turned your wardrobe into Barbies' dream closet.

#3 - On 12/26/2011 at 12:56pm by imaginaryvoice

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puppy train your boyfriend, for every good thing he does, reward him.

you'd be surprised by the amount of work he'll get done!

#13 - On 12/26/2011 at 1:02pm by 22jrdn55

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