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Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9327) - you deserved it (33345)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

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That was an asshole move of them to be honest...
They should at least have told you the conditions..
This may be a farfetched but, it's like waving a 10 dollar bill infont of a beggar and then take it away because he's poor.
And looks like their little stunt did not motivate you so, double FYL :/

#1 - On 12/26/2011 at 6:09am by Keevarou

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Damn, man I pity this fool who didn't pay attention in school.

#4 - On 12/26/2011 at 6:10am by Buttsexpirate

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