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Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20494) - you deserved it (1896)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by laststand11 - Reserved

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Merry Christmas OP. Your mom apparently has a nose for alcohol like a bloodhound.

#2 - On 12/26/2011 at 2:06am by adropofpeace

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Did she have a key??? If so take it from her!

#3 - On 12/26/2011 at 2:07am by jworret

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