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Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8097) - you deserved it (652)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by laststand11 - Reserved

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