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Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8023) - you deserved it (22305)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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"Trash first, rational locations later."

#7 - On 12/25/2011 at 7:38pm by Epsilonyx

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You should have called it from another phone and see if you could hear it ring!

#3 - On 12/25/2011 at 7:34pm by DontClickOnMe

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