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Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by John Nani (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Unless you have a 5 story mansion with tons of rooms and she wants you to clean all windows, floors, ceiling etc then it's not really that bad.

#3 - On 12/25/2011 at 7:33pm by Saturn

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Haha, sounds like something my mom would do. She's such a perfectionist. But hey, at least you're still getting the presents! Merry Christmas!

#1 - On 12/25/2011 at 7:32pm by DontClickOnMe

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