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Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14116) - you deserved it (1377)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)

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In the back she goes

#2 - On 12/24/2011 at 6:50pm by chahacha599

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"Why is it getting louder when it's getting hotter...?!?!? I don't understand technology these days."
I'd record that. YouTube gold.

#3 - On 12/24/2011 at 6:52pm by tylersign

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