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Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24712) - you deserved it (3017)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Your wife sounds awesome

#1 - On 12/23/2011 at 11:54pm by moop256

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"slowly, slowly, he slid in me. Then he passed out. But I kept fucking."

Yup.

#9 - On 12/23/2011 at 11:57pm by upyourzlolz

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