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Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33416) - you deserved it (4361) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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You should have deleted his face!

#1 - On 12/22/2011 at 6:27pm by TheSnakeDoctor20

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That's hilarious

#3 - On 12/22/2011 at 6:28pm by kipfischer

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