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Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML


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On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States

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If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler

#3 - On 12/21/2011 at 10:04am by thisisafunnyname

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Sounds like she's the "whore, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..

#2 - On 12/21/2011 at 10:04am by olpally

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