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Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML


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On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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I like to squeeze things!

#1 - On 12/20/2011 at 4:32pm by FMLandurstoo

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He's just kidding, no need to take it up the butt.

#2 - On 12/20/2011 at 4:33pm by heybuddy2344

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