Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17749) - you deserved it (4445)
On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
awalc's life also sucksToday, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML
Anon also deserved itToday, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming…
I like to squeeze things!
#1 - On 12/20/2011 at 4:32pm by FMLandurstoo
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+70 | 9
He's just kidding, no need to take it up the butt.
#2 - On 12/20/2011 at 4:33pm by heybuddy2344
+54 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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