Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

by phansmootchie / 12/20/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your roommate didn't lock you out, she locked the door when no one was home. I would yell at your dumb ass too, if you called me out of work for some monkey shit like that.

    #4 - On 12/20/2011 at 10:08am by ezequalsmc

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  • Ladies and gentlemen,l think we have a genius here.

    #3 - On 12/20/2011 at 10:05am by Feklfekl2222

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