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Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18803) - you deserved it (15871)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)

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MY GOD U SUCK skrillex ftw

#7 - On 12/18/2011 at 7:42pm by imafmlluver

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It's probably a mid-life crisis. But do know your dad heard you wail and scream for hours when you were a baby. Just adjust to it!

#1 - On 12/18/2011 at 7:40pm by kickazz16

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