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Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)

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It's proper etiquette -.-

#2 - On 12/18/2011 at 1:10pm by Jibblets2367

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Are they one of those crazy families that sit in dead silence while they eat, too?

#1 - On 12/18/2011 at 1:09pm by AeonForce

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