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Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29211) - you deserved it (8911)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

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That's what you get for playing the Trumpet.

Nah I joke, FYL indeed

#1 - On 12/17/2011 at 6:10am by Jays7

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Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

#7 - On 12/17/2011 at 6:17am by AmberL

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