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Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10223) - you deserved it (606)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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