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Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
& then you snapped right?
Because I would be so livid.
Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.
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