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Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14194) - you deserved it (2740)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm sure you still look beautiful :)

#3 - On 12/16/2011 at 7:58pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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I have to get mine pulled soon so I can empathize..

#1 - On 12/16/2011 at 7:54pm by Drigr

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