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Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28085) - you deserved it (9104)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Weed isn't addictive. You can stop whenever the hell u want idiots

#7 - On 12/16/2011 at 2:32am by andrealovvve

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Nothing wronge with the green, dont knock it till youve tried it. maybe its your time to move out anyways.

#12 - On 12/16/2011 at 2:39am by JadeWalker

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