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Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29589) - you deserved it (1932)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Give them some donuts, you will then be helped.
Merry Christmas

#1 - On 12/16/2011 at 2:28am by Silentstrike

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And how exactly did that happen?

#2 - On 12/16/2011 at 2:29am by baseballplaya5

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