Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

    #3 - On 12/15/2011 at 4:36pm by sweet2u22

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  • I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?

    #4 - On 12/15/2011 at 4:37pm by jackassiddy

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