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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.
I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014