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Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27499) - you deserved it (2908)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

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tell him to bring you a taco.

#2 - On 12/15/2011 at 2:52am by KristantheGreat

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Haha well you were cutting in on the mans meal time!

#1 - On 12/15/2011 at 2:52am by WCARlover

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