Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
I agree, your life sucks (26760) - you deserved it (8295)
On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)
newlysingle's life also sucksToday, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock…
Shelly also deserved itToday, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call…
#2 - On 12/14/2011 at 9:55am by beccac_boresfoff
See in context
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Tell him he's an ass hat
#3 - On 12/14/2011 at 9:56am by Gurljuice
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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