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Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences
Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.