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Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10222) - you deserved it (17955)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by firemansam - United Kingdom (Kent)

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Maybe he works night shifts?

#1 - On 12/12/2011 at 9:55am by oliviaorourke

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A free newspaper! OP, you lucky devil!

#5 - On 12/12/2011 at 9:57am by Blueglasscup

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