Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19200) - you deserved it (1703)
On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States
PunkChik27's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He…
Notadrinkanddriveidiot also deserved itToday, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few…
could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.
#1 - On 12/12/2011 at 5:51am by EwanSmith
See in context
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Merry Shitmas OP
#5 - On 12/12/2011 at 5:56am by DDpandaz
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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