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Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24286) - you deserved it (2367)

On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

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could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.

#1 - On 12/12/2011 at 5:51am by EwanSmith

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Merry Shitmas OP

#5 - On 12/12/2011 at 5:56am by DDpandaz

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