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Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (17335)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.

#3 - On 12/11/2011 at 1:12pm by mk58

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That's a slippy situation

#1 - On 12/11/2011 at 1:09pm by baseballplaya5

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