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Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30462) - you deserved it (2235)

On 12/11/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

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It's gonna happen eventually, so here it is....

'What a sticky situation'
There, done.. I said it.

#1 - On 12/11/2011 at 6:30am by allard

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Why can't people ever just put chewing gum in a bin and not in disgusting places like under tables and in people's hoods? It's such a filthy habit!

#11 - On 12/11/2011 at 6:35am by DooleyFTW

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