Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21766) - you deserved it (8217)
On 12/10/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by CassieMarieee - United States (Texas)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar…
Poor car committed suicide to get away from you.
#2 - On 12/10/2011 at 6:05am by walkern1891
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Herbie is alive. :o
#1 - On 12/10/2011 at 6:05am by StoryOfTheYear
+114 | 13
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