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Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19921) - you deserved it (7871)

On 12/10/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by CassieMarieee - United States (Texas)

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Herbie is alive. :o

#1 - On 12/10/2011 at 6:05am by StoryOfTheYear

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Poor car committed suicide to get away from you.

#2 - On 12/10/2011 at 6:05am by walkern1891

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