Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23276) - you deserved it (8501)
On 12/10/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by CassieMarieee - United States (Texas)
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Herbie is alive. :o
#1 - On 12/10/2011 at 6:05am by StoryOfTheYear
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Poor car committed suicide to get away from you.
#2 - On 12/10/2011 at 6:05am by walkern1891
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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