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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26895) - you deserved it (2870)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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People rarely remember night terrors, not your fault. Just find a nice deaf girl.

#2 - On 12/10/2011 at 2:30am by Spike300

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Oh no! What a nightmare D:

#1 - On 12/10/2011 at 2:29am by I_iz_B_a_troll

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