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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
People rarely remember night terrors, not your fault. Just find a nice deaf girl.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 13 August 2014