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Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8557) - you deserved it (66037)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

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And you thought drinking alcohol before an exam would be a good idea because....?

#6 - On 12/09/2011 at 6:08am by meirasanya

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You fucking deserve it! Why!?? Are people becoming stupider by the day?

#5 - On 12/09/2011 at 6:08am by KrazieKleo

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