Poetry in politics

By blondie101 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 988
You deserved it 100 388

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meirasanya 10

And you thought drinking alcohol before an exam would be a good idea because....?

You ******* deserve it! Why!?? Are people becoming stupider by the day?

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umm_Talk 9

Ha at least you didn't lie and say "Obama is an awesome president!"

marisadc79 0

Hey I take that as a compliment to him,you could have written worse.

You ******* deserve it! Why!?? Are people becoming stupider by the day?

meirasanya 10

And you thought drinking alcohol before an exam would be a good idea because....?

because it helps him think... obviously...

Beebow_fml 5

Why would you do that if you can't handle it? Ydi completely.

marisadc79 0

For your sake I hope the professor has a sense of humor and honestly, who drinks like that before a big test, come on, so deserved it

Well that was a clever idea. Jeez stupidity never fails to amaze.

xosportsgirl14x 8

Well I wouldn't go so far as to call him beautiful...