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Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21761) - you deserved it (2191)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Honestly thought it said Jizzy...

#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 12:47pm by Heeeerroin

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I'd expect nothing less from walmart shoppers.

#2 - On 12/08/2011 at 12:50pm by smdthinks

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