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Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15113) - you deserved it (2489)

On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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