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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10129) - you deserved it (30096)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

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Take out your lightsaber

#3 - On 12/07/2011 at 1:04pm by instnt1nfction

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You deserve anything you got for punishment, drinking and driving is serious

#7 - On 12/07/2011 at 1:08pm by WCARlover

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