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Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9842) - you deserved it (39951)

On 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by gtfb1993 - Canada (Ontario)

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you brought it on yourself

#1 - On 12/02/2011 at 6:54pm by tsim

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So then you two had sex right?

#4 - On 12/02/2011 at 6:56pm by jizzwold

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