Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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Next time hold it at eye level at all times
#1 - On 12/02/2011 at 1:17pm by cudi504
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Just learn Kung Fu and go apeshit on him next time.
#12 - On 12/02/2011 at 1:25pm by ReesesPuffs
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