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Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24896) - you deserved it (3617)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Next time hold it at eye level at all times

#1 - On 12/02/2011 at 1:17pm by cudi504

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Just learn Kung Fu and go apeshit on him next time.

#12 - On 12/02/2011 at 1:25pm by ReesesPuffs

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