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Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31685) - you deserved it (2341)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

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Your mom's not the brightest bulb, is she?

#1 - On 12/02/2011 at 3:11am by ILoveEggnog

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Looks like your mothers intelligence needs a finetuning, but hopefully you can get the money back, your mother should have thought more about what she did

#7 - On 12/02/2011 at 3:14am by Keevarou

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