Today, my house was broken into. How?
My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
by Aaron / 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm / Miscellaneous
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Your mom's not the brightest bulb, is she?
#1 - On 12/02/2011 at 3:11am by ILoveEggnog
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Looks like your mothers intelligence needs a finetuning, but hopefully you can get the money back, your mother should have thought more about what she did
#7 - On 12/02/2011 at 3:14am by Keevarou
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