Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
I agree, your life sucks (30385) - you deserved it (9507)
On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)
notsohappilyeverafter's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
So... you're looking for a mate?
#2 - On 11/26/2011 at 7:07pm by slushpup9696
See in context
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Little kids and their honesty...
#3 - On 11/26/2011 at 7:08pm by apv0222
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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