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Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML


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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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You're supposed to pretend to text people but really just go on Facebook....

#1 - On 11/26/2011 at 5:51am by slitherbomb

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I'm sorry, but pretending to talk to someone is pathetic. Pretend to text like everyone else or just do a thousand other things phones these days offer.

#2 - On 11/26/2011 at 5:52am by gluesniff3r

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