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Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19586) - you deserved it (2413)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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I have a neighbor who threatens to shoot me with his nail gun if i step in his yard :/

#3 - On 11/25/2011 at 11:35pm by binga1496

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Bring a shotgun out to your back yard and kick another one over the fence. Then wait...

#25 - On 11/25/2011 at 11:54pm by FYLDeep

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