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Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47548) - you deserved it (5791)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

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what a badass .
at least you avenged your kid .

#2 - On 11/25/2011 at 10:11am by uprising

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At least you tried to defend your daughter.

#3 - On 11/25/2011 at 10:12am by Irishxoxo

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