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Man or woman?

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46602) - you deserved it (4382)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Fyl for having a creepy ghost or sumthin in ur house. Good luck and hope it was just ur imagination...

#2 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:51pm by Sgrocks

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He jus wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving

#8 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:54pm by bejay

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