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Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by Andrew - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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Your an ass tool it's his job to ask you so don't be so pissed off!

#5 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:53pm by Charle0555

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You look young, take it as a complement

#1 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:51pm by Checker

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