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Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10501) - you deserved it (18111)

On 11/17/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by tramplily - United States

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Oh the irony

#1 - On 11/17/2011 at 6:03am by jAbberwocky613

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She's a sneaky one that mom. You're destined for more trickery OP stay on guard.

#2 - On 11/17/2011 at 6:04am by Buttsexpirate

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