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Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20776) - you deserved it (2944)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by jdancerchick - United States

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Fly 1 - OP 0

#2 - On 11/16/2011 at 1:02pm by sakforduc

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Flies are one of the worst creations for sure

#3 - On 11/16/2011 at 1:02pm by WCARlover

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