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Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
*waits for somebody to say that's a shitty situation*
sorry but they probably don't have an app for cleaning shit stains off your phone.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015