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Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21206) - you deserved it (4249)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

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where you waiting for an important call? if not, don't be so desperate to get the phone. it's prob not going to be who you want it to be...

#4 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:02am by glamourful

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My only job right now is calling people for surveys, so while I understand that your situation sucks, I do agree you could have just let it go to the machine. That being said... it really sucks when people are arses to you on the phone just for doing your job. We don't know what you're going through, you don't know what they're going through... those are my two cents anyway. I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't have to.

#2 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:10pm by Lilly

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