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Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31210) - you deserved it (2235)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

#1 - On 11/07/2011 at 2:37am by xlord

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He must be smokin' some heavy dubies!

#2 - On 11/07/2011 at 2:38am by andrew_thomson

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